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I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. …hey. …the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
You’ve swallowed a planet!
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
- You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
- Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
- Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
- You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
- All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
- No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
